Halloween season doesn’t arrive so much as take over the house.
Somewhere around mid-September, the costume question begins. Maybe your kid knew the answer instantly. Maybe it changed four times, and the final answer came after you’d already bought the first costume. Maybe you spent several evenings with a glue gun, building something no store sells.
Then come the decorations, the pumpkin patch, and the photos where at least one person is looking the wrong way. There’s candy for trick-or-treaters, bought early, then bought again because the first bag somehow didn’t make it to October 31st.
And then the night itself. Tiny superheroes, dinosaurs, and princesses on every sidewalk. The thrill of the first doorbell. The very serious inspection of every bag at the end. It really is one of the best nights of the year.
The skeleton is still on the porch. There’s a cape on the stairs and a single dinosaur foot under the couch. Everyone is a little tired.
And on the kitchen counter sits the Pile: the candy your kids collected, plus what’s left in the bowl by the door, plus the backup bag you bought so you wouldn’t run out. (You did not run out.) You look at it over your coffee and think: what on earth am I supposed to do with all this candy?
Eating it is a perfectly good answer, and there’s nothing to feel guilty about. But if you’d like to turn some of it into something new, we have an idea.
These are warmly spiced pumpkin loaves made with whole wheat flour, oat flour, Greek yogurt, and apple compote. Chopped toffee goes through the whole batch, and half the batter also gets chopped chocolate candy bars.
One batter, two flavors. Fill two pans with pumpkin-toffee batter, then stir chocolate into the rest for two pumpkin-chocolate-toffee loaves. Nobody has to agree on a favorite.
Nothing fancy. Two bowls, a whisk, and a spatula. No frosting, no decorating. Folding is the most advanced technique involved.
The air fryer does the baking. We tested these in mini loaf pans in the air fryer at 325°F. If yours can’t fit all four pans, bake in batches.
Made for sharing. Four small loaves are easy to slice through the week, hand to a neighbor, or tuck into a teacher thank-you. Sharing is also a very reasonable strategy for the Pile.
Use what’s in the bag. We first made these with chopped peanut butter cups. Plain chocolate bars, chocolate with caramel, and similar chocolate candies are reasonable swaps. Chop them small.
If you already have apple compote from another Clever Counter recipe, ⅓ cup goes into this batter, adding moisture and reducing the oil you need. That’s Make Once, Use Many: something you cooked once shows up again later in a completely different form. The candy works the same way. The batter stays put, and the chocolate changes with whatever is on your counter.
Wet ingredients
Dry ingredients
Candy mix-ins
November 1st will always look a bit like the morning after a party, because it is one. The decorations will come down eventually. The dinosaur foot will turn up. And a little of that candy can become four small loaves that make the kitchen smell like fall all over again, which is a much nicer thing to look at over your morning coffee.
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